At first glance at the teensnow.com website, you could be mistaken for thinking you had been redirected to the winter edition of an online catalog for snowboarding and ski wear. Like, last season's shit that your tight ole granma buys you in the summertime because it's on sale. Or some kind of ice pole company from the 80s, and not in a cool, kind of hip retro way either. This site looks whack with a capital W!
I've come to this page to get my filthy hands on some prime teen babe action and X-rated movies not to look at a schoolgirl's 1st-grade art project. What the fuck is that little snowman doing on the header? Fuck off, Olaf! The only time I'm ok with seeing a snowman on a screen when I'm horny is when my girlfriend sends me a snowman emoji and I know I'm getting my dick sucked later. Seriously, dude, this shit is abominable! At least put two fucking ass holes for eyes and a massive long dildo for a nose.
Now I know first impressions can be hard to shake, but TeenSnow is actually a video-based porn aggregator that collects and shares online for all fans of teen porn worldwide. You can find a whole lot of hot young things here doing other hot young things. After quick browsing, I can say that the overall experience lacks any depth and this is disappointing to an old veteran like me. Take me on a journey, give me options, choices, and maybe a little something I've never seen before.
I mean, look, if you're just after a quick release and you don't really care what you're watching or if you're 16 and have just discovered the site then you might find an hour's entertainment here, but the experience is most definitely limited.
I guess if you're a horny little 16 year old who's soldier's at attention more often than it's not and you happen upon this webpage, you would probably be in 10 seconds of bliss! But if you have been in the game a little longer and know what's actually available online these days, for free, you wouldn't waste much time here. This site has like 12 million views a month! Is there something I'm missing? Are there 12 million 16-year-olds in the whole of the USA? Probably moms looking to buy a thermal jumpsuit for their kid's senior ski trip or something. You know nothing, Teen Snow!
Teen Snow? Now I consider myself a patient kinda guy but one thing I just can't abide by is fake links. I fucking hate that shit and this site is full of bait and switch links.
As you scroll through the TeenSnow thumbnails on the site, the content is looking pretty sweet. Hot, nubile young girls sucking cock like it's 50% off in an ice-cream store. Lots of schoolgirls licking on each other's clits and swallowing a young, hard dick at the same time. There are even some diverse girl videos too, so even if you're into BBW, there's a piece of everything here for everyone. Fat jiggling ass, anal, spit-roast, creampie bonanza, baby! All of your top teen porn desires catered for.....until you actually click on some of that shit and try to start your own merry happening!
Now don't get me wrong, you can still navigate TeenSnow and land on some sites that allow you full access to the video you've just clicked on, but many clicks just end up taking you down a rabbit hole of searches and 10 minutes later you find your pulsing cock has shriveled up and gone into hiding, not down the imaginary rabbit hole it wanted to find itself in.
I clicked on 'Pierced hottie Elnara Cat taking raw anal' and finally found a video that was full length. The quality of the videos on the TeenSnow site is questionable. Don't start expecting HD quality results up in this motherfucker. This is seriously low-fi as far as porn sites go.
TeenSnow is better at providing links to other video sites than providing top-quality footage themselves. The porn available on the site itself is fairly limited in terms of accessing full clips of a decent standard, there's nothing really to write home about and I don't think I even found anything worthy of a bookmark, no rainy day babe content here that you can't find on any other porn site page.
I selected 'Hottest Teens This Month' and was greeted with large stills from films all hosted by other sites originally. MiaKalifa.com coming in at number 1, then a range from other porn sites that clearly display their own watermark at the bottom right of the screen. Brazzers.com, Bangbros.com, and Xvideos.com. When you click it takes you directly to another host, and from my experience so far I've not had too many issues with clips not playing or ads and pop-ups, which is one positive step in the right direction.
Next, I decided to have a look in the one other main section: 'Hotties Of The Week'. Original category title there! Unfortunately, it's not an original category. Seems like the exact same layout as the last section. There is literally nothing to distinguish between the two? I also can't help but think that TeenSnow is in cahoots with Xvideos as every clip I click sends me to an Xvideos hosted movie. Hmmmmm...you know when that sneaking suspicion about being taken for a complete ride becomes an actuality? I wonder if I did a bit of digging, I could find out that Xvideos owned Teensnow.com? Who knows, one thing is for sure though, Xvideos is getting a whole lot of hits via this website.
There's a decent selection of stuff from Bangbros, FaKing.com, etc and the page shows a range of amateur-style shots mixed up with some more pro-looking stuff. The tone is fairly vanilla though so if you're looking for something more niche this isn't the site page for you. I don't actually see a kink in sight, maybe I just can't be bothered to spend half of my life trawling through page numbers with little to no information about their content. There is a fair bit of anal ass play though if that's your thing. And if your fetish is for schoolgirls you'll find a bit of that here too. But as there is no search bar or any detailed sections to refine your browsing options your results are limited.
This leads me directly into the page layout...
Basic! Seriously, my kid nephew could have designed a better site. This element of the site is its biggest letdown. It just makes me feel sad and at the same time full of rage that the fucking web designer is such a lazy sack of shit, or blind! Or from the fucking North Pole dude! Where there's only one computer to browse the internet on. A crowd of half-baked, semi-frozen porn addicts huddled around just to keep warm, holding each other's stiff dicks in their hands, in the attempt to stave off frostbite.
I mean come on! I know it's free video porn but shit! Someone's making some motherfucking mollah from all these affiliate porn site links. Invest a little, you scrooges!
The whole look and lack of features on the webpage just show you the kind of site Teensnow is, at the very least they could have gone to the effort of putting a search engine so some of us more discerning perverts can have the opportunity to search the depths of their archives for some of the filthier material, not spend days with a limp boner in our hands having to skip through randomly arranged junk. Organize yourselves, so I can organize myself, you know what I mean?
The homepage basically just offers you three distinct categories, which is pretty limited compared to other porn sites like it.
You can choose between: 'Best Teen Porn Videos' which is basically the homepage, 'Hottest Teens This Month' or 'Hotties Of The Week', and then all of this material is just listed across several pages, which I presume run in some kind of order, maybe oldest to newest? Who actually knows though? Not me. The only other feature on the page that is of any help is a section at the bottom of the main page which displays 20 links to other sites that offer teen porn video and hot girl teen action.
I mean, as somebody who has their fair share of hours under their belt when it comes to finding premium webpages this fact is pretty unforgivable. When you are loaded and ready to blow and you know exactly what you want to be watching as you blow your load you definitely do not want to be sifted through a fuck ton of shitty thumbnails in seemingly no particular order.
If I want to get down and dirty with some hardcore anal, then that's what I'll search. In a fucking search bar. Oh no! No search bar here. Ok, then I'll quickly find the recently added section and see what's new...nope! What about taking a quick peek at the category listings just to see if there's anything that stirs my passions. Oh no! No category listings, sorry. Not even anything distinguishing between some fairly standard subsections such as anal, milf, lesbian, threesomes, orgy, not even double penetration! Help a guy out, would you?
Not an internet sensation, but still a popular choice it seems. A basic landing platform and place to find adequate teen-looking porn with enough range and ease of accessibility that you can spend a quick fapping session here. As a website, it leaves a lot to be desired, this is the cheapest of the cheap, and you can't help coming away from it feeling somewhat cheapened yourself. The page format and navigation are shockingly bad and just lacking in every imaginable way if I'm honest.
I just can't forgive this kind of shady shit. You're dealing in images and video, then deal. You wouldn't call yourself a baker, open a bakery and serve shit pies, would you? Come on people, send that memo around!
Now I know this is a common thing on certain porn sites and I understand why, but some of these 'girls' looked more like my mom's age, you know. There is some shit you just can't hide, I mean I don't mind if you got that young look going on and are 40, but if you don't, just don't, please!
All in all, I felt that Teensnow didn't care much about my experience as a user and cared more about just making money from hosting links to affiliate websites, Xvideos in particular. There's a lack of love here and I felt it.