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Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it.
To put it simply, people have taken everything and made porn out of it in one way or another. Porn videos, animated porn, animated porn images, cats, dogs, anime characters... you get the point. The rule exists, and since it does, you will never find a shortage of porn on the internet.
Rule34xxx is the lightning rod for the weird and wacky porn that the internet has to offer. The site is chock full of the weirdest stuff you can find. Users post their own creations or other creations they have found on the web.
The categories are endless, the posts keep coming, and the community is thriving, so jump in and let's explore rule34xxx together!
Let me say this: The site is dreadful. It is just an utter disaster of a UI design, with conflicting colors, links everywhere, jumbled heaps of posts in small pixellated thumbnails, 4 different navigation bars, and a fully expanded tag section on the left side of rule34xxx.
But, there is a lot of good porn, and that is what we are here to talk about, isn't it?
Okay so the first thing you will see when you pop onto rule34xxx is a weird homepage where you have a top banner of a sexy animated girl, and then a couple of links to choose from: Posts, Comments, Forum, and My Account. There is also a counter listing how many posts the site is hosting - at the time of writing this review article, that number is at 3,800,000 and counting. Rule34 dictates that if it doesn't exist, upload it. And it is overwhelmingly clear that the community on rule 34 is doing just that.
Logically, you would navigate to the Posts section first. Here you are hit with a weird baby puke green backdrop and small thumbnail previews of what seems to be porn.
They are ordered based on recency and there seems to be no method to sort the posts based on total views, ratings, or anything really. It is confusing and everything is just thrown onto their pages and I guess members have to rely on specific searches in order to find what they are looking for. You can see how many views your stuff has once you open it, but no trick to see from the outside.
It would be nice to be able to sort stuff based on views, so you could know you are getting the hottest, most sought after material that the site has to offer.
Most of the content on rule34 xxx seems to be images! Which, if that floats your boat, is a great thing. The annoying thing is that the page doesn't actually show you if an entry is an image or a video before opening it, so it is a bit of a Russian Roulette of will you actually want to access that type of porn format.
This entire website is just so weird to me. From the content to the layout and usability, weird.
The porn on this site can be whatever your mind can imagine. Your favorite avatar character getting a cumshot on their ass? Smurfs experience the pain of anal with a goat? Homer Simpson getting a blowjob from Disney's Elsa? Seriously, the content on the opening page alone will blow you away.
So if you look long and hard, you will find that rule 34 xxx does actually host video content! You won't find it from the front page, however, but you can select the video category from the top navigation bar.
Now when you get to the video page, you will have no clue of the lengths of the videos. So you may open a clip to only be greeted with a 3-second clip of a martian fucking a league of legends character (just happened to me), or you may find a 10-minute clip of a couple of furries engaging in some rule 34 porn. This site is really like a box of porn-filled xxx chocolates.
The tag section is simply horrendous.
When you inevitably navigate to the tags section of the site, which is an absolute must if you want to find any porn remotely close to what you are searching for, you will find a webpage with over 50 categories to choose from.
Then you scroll to the bottom and realize there are 10,500 pages of results.
One of the major pulls for rule34 xxx has to be the community.
The site has a lively discord chat, with over 40,000 members. This means you can chat quickly with other people about the rule34 porn content, discuss access to specific content, share novel content, or discuss what freaky images or animations to create for addition to the site.
You will need to go through the effort of making an account to experience the discord chat - but don't worry, it is totally free!
Rule34xxx is very phone-friendly. There are hardly any ads to speak of, so your screen won't get cluttered with annoying pop-up ads blocking the views.
Rule34xxx is a bit like a beer. When you try it for the first time, you may not like it very much. But after repeated visits, maybe it begins to grow on you.