TakeVan (takevan.com)

TakeVan Premium Porn Site Review

There are several reasons why you should read this Take Van review before you visit the website. This review is the latest in existence so there's news here that doesn't exist in other reviews of this site online. This premium porn website, with sex scenes shot in the Czech Republic and other countries in Europe, had several changes within the past couple of years. Users can still access the site but you might want to think twice or thrice before you visit the site. There aren't as many popular premium Czech porn sites on the internet as American ones which makes Take Van interesting. So, if you're here because you're already interested, let me tell you all about it. I swear it would be better if I gave you a walkthrough than if you wandered around the site and made conclusions on your own before you got all the facts. However, if you want to see the site for yourself, go ahead and click its link on this page.

The Take Van XXX Scenes

Now then, since you reached this part, I assume you want to hear more about its entire collection of xxx videos. The first thing I'll clear up is that Take Van isn't exactly a xxx reality porn site. It's just that its theme is based on sexually explicit scenes that are possible in reality. It's not so difficult to believe that a moving van goes around Czech cities to pick up pretty girls who are game for an ultra-hardcore back seat fuck - especially in the Czech Republic where women are allowed to get money from a business fuck. It shouldn't even surprise anyone that even amateur porn stars can take a hardcore fucking from guys they meet for the first time and even get an orgasm from the deed. Most girls from the Czech Republic are open-minded and they're also very honest with their sexual desires - kinks and fetishes included. By the way, in case you're wondering if you'll understand the deals between the Czech guys and girls and other scenes with dialogue, Take Van porn videos have English subtitles that are desktop and mobile friendly. Take Van users can still read the subs and enjoy the xxx videos even on their mobile devices.

Exploring the porn video collection on this site is easy despite its overly-minimalistic design. It's not exactly "user-friendly" since it doesn't have sorting options, a list of categories, or even a search box. The menu bar has only the important links a visitor needs to see what this site holds for them. You'll only be able to use the advanced search bar on this site if you're a member along with other browsing features near the logout button. You can check out the recently uploaded videos on this site by scrolling through the homepage. Each thumbnail has photos, a thumbnail, pick-up details, and a short description. On the right page though, searching for an awesome scene will be easier than scrolling through random xxx scenes on the homepage. The Pick-Ups page has 2 kinds of filters and 2 sorting options. There's nothing like a model's index on this site but there's a dropdown list on the Pick-Ups page with all the names of the hot adult girls in the videos on the scenes section. The list is called "Victims" and its default video collection display setting is "All Victims". Don't worry because they're more like prey than victims. Every girl here was already an adult even from the first sex scene you can find her in and she knows that men from all over the world will enjoy watching her fucking like a horny little bitch through this premium adult video site. There's also a tag filter with most of the tags related to different sex positions and some related to various kinds of kinks.

Want To Get Premium Access on TakeVan?

Let's talk more about how you can watch hardcore HD videos and use other things that this site offers. All membership options will let you stream TakeVan sex movies with the same video quality but you can't download a hardcore porn video from the site with a trial subscription. You can get a 2-day trial with video streaming only for 66 cents a day, a 30-day membership with unlimited full-HD quality streaming and downloads for $19.96, a 90-day membership for $49.95, or a 180-day membership for $69.95. If you're interested in other sites from the same network as TakeVan.com, you can get a good idea of what other sites from its network offer based on their titles. Every site title is kind of like every video title you can see on this site because it's short, gives a good idea of the erotic scene you'll see, and displays the names of the models you can see in them. You can check out other sites in the network by clicking on the Sites button on the menu bar or the page where you can sign up for a premium membership. Aside from the main xxx videos, you'll also get extra search features, bonus videos, and photo sets of amateur erotic models.

TakeVan's Score

So, what happened to MMP Network sites like Take Van? Fake Shooting, First Public, Shoot Ourself, and Teeny Playground stopped having updates or new porn movies a few years before Take Van stopped releasing new sex scenes. On a positive note, this site switched from using Flash player for video streaming to HTML5 which works with all browsers with no extensions needed. However, if you're going to ask me whether you should bite into this site's offer of reality-based hardcore scenes or not, I'd vote for the latter. That's because you can just add a few bucks and get a premium subscription on a similar premium site where you can stream and download ultra-HD porn videos featuring both amateur girls and famous European porn stars.

Good

• lots of hardcore xxx scenes, public nudism, and hot European girls
• cheap premium membership fees

Bad

• no updates since January 2023
• not-so-popular pornstars